"The Pick Up Artist"

Has anyone besides me and Jennifer seen this show? There is absolutely nothing redeeming about this show, and it is NOT helping ANYONE! I just saw a preview of the next episode, and this Mystery guy (whatever!) gets the boys to make out with a peach. An actual peach. He's trying to teach them how to make out or something. It made me think of that episode of Sex & The City when Charlotte starts to date the guy who loves to give head. You remember, the scene where he basically demonstrates his "abilities" on a mango. It was icky then, and it's icky now. The only difference is that Sex & The City was funny.

I can't even laugh at this show any more. It's sad there are men out there who are THAT scared of women. Of course I'm sure these guys are all womanizers in their own right, so maybe they deserve the humiliation of being forced to kiss fruit and be degraded by men who wear more makeup than Brett Michaels.

Something else I can't understand...What's up with Mystery's "Wingmen"??? Now THAT'S a sucky job! It reminds me of the different cliques in high school, where a select few hung out with the popular kid. It was a pleasure just to be associated with THAT KID, I guess. To me, it just screams "I'm too insecure to go out on my own and meet my own women. I'd rather hang with you and take the ones you're not interested in."

You know what show I'd like to see? I want to see one of these "wingmen" rise up and tell that eyeliner wearing Mystery that he can get his own women, thank you very much, and he doesn't need to learn sleazy pick up lines to get laid.

Note to boys who are genuinely scared to talk to girls: Dude, just BE YOURSELF! If she's not into you, then move on! There are plenty of single girls out there (like myself) who are LOOKING for a REAL GUY. And please stay away from the makeup and the peaches.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the next episode of "Rock of Love" is on. :)