I Want My Money Back.

Dear Nicholas Cage,

This afternoon I saw your newest movie, "Bangkok Dangerous."

Dude. What's with you? Why do you keep making suck ass movies? Are you just having a run of bad luck? Do you not read the scripts before you sign on the dotted line? Is there something going on in these movies that is just over my head? Jason Statham also makes some awful movies, but at least there is action, gore, and his shirtless hot bod.

Unfortunately, I am hereby terminating our movie-going relationship. It's over.

Sincerely,
Tiffanie

PS...You can have me back if you make another National Treasure movie. I'm easy that way.