Zero to Sixty in Three Point Five

Okay, the video totally sucks, but I really really like this song!!

Ummm...yeah....I've had some beers.

Maybe cuz I'm drunk, maybe cuz I'm stupid, but I'm now under the impression that Rihanna's "Shut Up and Drive" is maybe the best song ever written.

Yeah, probs because I'm durnk.

I Only Have 2 1/2 Months Left!

It appears that while I've been spending time getting my afternoon drink on, complaining about not getting an SM position, and developing feelings for the wrong people, my gym bag was banished to a dark, faraway place.

Well, look at who just came out of the closet!

Yes, the first step is actually getting the gym bag ready for it's trip to the gym. So, in my bag I've placed a clean towel and my headphones. I'm so ready! My plan is to start back on Tuesday, when I'm off of work. Jennifer is starting to see her personal trainer tomorrow, so I'm gonna be good and start to go again, too. I mean, I'm paying for it, I might as well go, right?

Besides, I told Jennifer last November that for Halloween this year I was going to have a costume like the one Fergie wore in the "Fergalicious" video. You remember...the slutty Girl Scout one. Here...see for yourself...



So, as you can see, I have some work to do. :)

Brilliant!

I had totally forgotten about the band "Garbage". I put some songs on my iPod, and realized that it has been TOO LONG since I listened to these songs! The music is good, and the lyrics are even better. Take for instance the lyrics to "Only Happy When it Rains". (They're posted over there to the right, by the way...)
How many times have I felt like that? TONS AND TONS!! Listing to their music also makes me want to drive very fast and wear tons of eyeliner. I've got to make a longer playlist!

For Jacques

No matter what happens, we'll always have Aldo Nova.

Funny Stuff

I've learned how to add YouTube videos to my blog! Yay me! I rock!

So, to start off....this is fucking hillarious, and I sometimes find myself singing it this way in the middle of the afternoon...

Obviously, I'm Cooler Than Jennifer.

So, Jennifer left me a comment regarding Corbin Bleu. Basically, the comment read something like "I am much, much cooler than you, Tiffanie. I watch the hip, new shows. I introduced you to the joys of the mani/pedi. I knew about The Rock's impending d-i-v-o-r-c-e before you did. I was the first to see Brit-Brit's coochie (online, that is)! I AM POP CULTURE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! So, the fact that you know who this Corbin Bleu person is and I don't really disturbs me."

OMG I can't believe I know some sort of pop-culture related crap that Jennifer is unaware of! Sure, "Corbin Bleu fucking ROCKS!" isn't something that I necessarily want to scream at the top of my lungs in a crowded building, but still...

Okay, okay...for those who DON'T know, Corbin Bleu is this guy who was in "High School Musical". And he's very popular with the the Disney crowd. And was in a double-dutch-jump-roping movie called "Jump In." And he has an afro.

So, there ya go. Now you know what I know. Oh! And his song, "Deal With It" is awesome although it sounds like some other song I know.

All of a sudden I don't feel as cool anymore.

Corbin Bleu : home

Another Playlist

Jen's New House II

Back Together...Citizen Cope

I Build Thsi Garden For Us...Lenny Kravitz

Work It Out...Jurassic 5 and Dave Matthews

My Doorbell...The White Stripes

(Night Time Is) The Right Time...Ray Charles

Chocolate...Snow Patrol

Clap Shake Jump...Andrea Revel

Machine Gun...The Commodores

New Shoes...Paolo Nutini

Santa Monica...Everclear

Phantom Limb...The Shins

Cool...Gwen Stefani

California Soul...Marlena Shaw

What Ever Happened...The Strokes

Baby Blue...Badfinger

Play Your Cards Right...Common

The Wreckoning...Boomcat

Chasin' You Around...Sugar Ray

Voodoo Child...Rogue Traders

Before He Cheats...Carrie Underwood

Sigh.

The following conversation JUST happened:

Me: "Hey, Stephen, you remember that Disney thing we watched last night with Corbin Bleu on it?"

Stephen: "Yeah."

Me: "What was that song called?"

Stephen: "'Deal With It'"

Me: "I love that song."

Stephen: "Me too."

Stephen is 9 years old. I'm 36.

So, I just downloaded my first Corbin Bleu song. Don't even get me started on Hannah Montana.

I Can Name That Tune In Two Notes!

So, the one piece of advice Jennifer gave me about starting a blog was telling me I should post the playlists of the CD's I make her. "I don't know if anyone else would be interested, but it would make MY life easier!" Or at least she said something similar to that. Honestly, I think it's a grand idea! So, here is the playlist for the CD that I made for Jennifer when she moved into her new house. It's a mixture of old and new. (And it's the first in a three-part series!) If anyone has any fabulous ideas of exactly HOW I should post these, please let this amateur know!

Jenn's New House

100% Pure Love...Crystal Waters

Into the Ocean...Blue October

Last Night...P. Diddy

High and Dry...Radiohead

Maneater...Nelly Furtado

Be My Baby...Vanessa Paradis

She's Always In My Hair...Prince

Rehab...Amy Winehouse

Chick Habit...April March

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough...Michael Jackson

Move Along...All American Rejects

Just to Satisfy You...Waylon Jennings

Watching You...Rogue Traders

Physical...Adam Ant

Cryin'...Aerosmith

History Repeating...Propellerheads and Miss Shirley Bassey

Touch Me Again...Bernard Pretty Purdie

4 In The Morning...Gwen Stefani

Room At The Top...Adam Ant