July 9, 2007

I Hate Everybody.

You know, I was fine. I was absolutely fine. There I was, living my life, just me and me alone. I used to get off to the fact that I could come and go as I pleased, get up when I wanted, go to sleep when I wanted...You know, live the single life, right?


Well, now thanks to all my friends who have FREAKING DOGS THAT ARE CUTE AS HELL, I spend grand chunks of time surfing the internet for pictures of cute pets. Yes, I think I want a dog.


I can't believe I just said that.


I already have a dog that visits me lots and sometimes spends the night (and I think he should stay with his rightful owner until said owner moves to Mars where they probably don't allow dogs), so you would think that would be enough. But you know what? What the hell am I supposed to feel when I look at pictures like this:
Damn. What's next? Kids?

5 comments:

malaprop4 said...

Get a dog! A cute little puppy that will love you forever! And your life will never be the same! Get a dog! : )
By the way, just call me The Enabler!

wilfredo said...

me too me too! (enabling) save a poor little sweet baby from being killed or living a horrible existence outside all day long!! Oh my god - ever see that episode of ab fab where patsy's sister wants to run a cat shelter or something?....I sound JUST like that!! anyway, get a dog! get a dog! the shelters (and all the cute little puppies that need a better life) await!!

malaprop4 said...

LOL! OMG! Now I'm going to have to find that AbFab episode. I'm like that too now with the shelter dogs. Save the poor little darlings!

Tiffanie said...

NOT HELPING! :)

wilfredo said...

enablers aren't big in the help dept.! :) get a dog! get a dog! they love you forever and ever, no matter what! AND... puppy/doggie therapy is THE BEST after a SHIT day! :)