Sleep.

I have the only child in the world who does not like to swing.

Last night, Willie got him to sit in it for about 10 minutes, which is by far the longest he's gone without throwing a fit. I'm hoping that maybe he'll grow into it. Damn, I had such high expectations for that swing. I imagined my days completely freed up while he sat in that swing for hours upon hours. Oh well. :)

He's on his second nap of the day right now. How much you wanna bet that he wakes up just as my pizza gets here? I'm so tired, the next time he sleeps I'm going to sleep too.