This is totally bizarre! I'm posting on Tiffanie's blog! I'm a guest blogger. So I'm totally drunk right now and not used to her keyboard and it's taking me forever to fucking write this! SO what should I write about on Tiffanie's blog? Puddy is totally adorable. He loves being in your lap and he loves kissing you on the lips, which is a little weird. I barely let my own dogs kiss me on the lips!
But here is the big time news... Tiffanie has lost 48 pounds since around fall of last year. I'm not sure when she joined the gym, but I think it was in the fall. But she looks so fucking skinny! She has this pair of pants on tonight from like 1998 that are too big on her! Bitch! And then she pulled out this little A-line plaid skirt from her closet that is too big for her but would be totally cute if she had it taken in (!) and she would look so cute and hot if she had on like a black sweater and black tights and some chunky shoes! OMG! How bizarre is it to have an aging fashionista posting on Tiffanie's blog? Total Twightlight Zone!!
Anyway, she looks fucking awesome and I can't wait for her to start wearing clothes that acually fit her. She's like a human-sized paper doll for me! Let's dress her up in cute clothes!! Oh, I tried to talk her into taking pics for the blog, but she wouldn't let me. Fucking skinny ho!
Anyway, she totally has inspired me to starve myself! I am so excited! Whoo Hoo! Is the world ready for skinny Tiffanie and skinny Jennifer? In a few months, be sure to watch the news, because I think by the time we're both skinny and hot, we might rule the world!!!!!!
Go Skinny Tiffanie!!!
Love and kissies!!!! Jennifer!!!
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Jennifer = awesome! Jennifer also equals drunk and she already wrote a great comment but accidentally deleted it! Son of a bitch! Anyway, I love vodka and the new diet cranberry juice!
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